What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 06:22

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Is it ethical for same-sex couples to raise children?
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
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Nuts and Butts
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What is one small habit that has transformed your life in unexpected ways?
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So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
How is it not psychopathic to use someone for sex, even if they agree?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
What happened to The Simpsons deleted onscreen footage?
So they tried
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What should I do to stop being angered easily?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics